Don’t tip-toe around the puddles of life
Wade through the river of destiny
(unless you have new shoes, in which case I would advise staying in the house until it stops raining)
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CHRIS: Did you know French support for the American Revolution partly caused the French Revolution?
CARSON: Did you know I really don’t give a s***?
KURT: I wish Blaine was here.
CHRIS: Check, please!


countesscrawley:

You made me better… 

Tale as old as time…

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bluevein:

Shrek;

Donkey: Hi, Princess!
Fiona: It talks!
Shrek: Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the trick!

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